Friday, February 08, 2013

In the event of a zombie apocalypse...

… you will want me on your team. Here’s why:
- I can grow food.
- I can cook food.
- I can sew.
- I can knit, so basically get me two sticks and a string and I’ll give you clothes.
- While I do not own a firearm and would have to be taught how to clean one, I can load pretty fast and I’m a decent shot.
- I won’t use up group resources by accidently getting pregnant (although I do come with a husband, a child-in-the-making and a dog, and that’s non-negotiable).

Y’all ready for the rest of The Walking Dead?

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